And the Rain! It Falls!
There’s probably everything worse than having a flat tire in the middle of a rain, and those everything else should include some saw-utilising act of Hara-Kiri, or having a giant dildo rammed down your di-
I simply gave up trying to change (the rain trickles down the spine like a cold finger in a failing courting game) and urged the car into a nearby tyre shop. Turns out the tyre has a minute crack and until I’m financially capable of buying a new set (which, to say, won’t happen for the next 16 years), I’m stuck with the spare tyre acting as a permanent.
The rain lasted Thursday morning until evening today, and it was dastardly cold and chilly, and all the while I had Breaking Benjamin’s Rain playing as I sprawled beside my Rastafarian puppy, both of us bored to bitter bits. All the world is waiting for the sun…
I’ve spent the week doing the preposterous; whereas my classmates plough through the entangling fields of destitute in preparations for the exams, I sat down and morphed into a couch tuber and watched a lot of movies. And to make it more of a despicable act, I sat down and made a list of the movies. And now to complete the trilogy of disgracefulness, I sat down and posted it today.
And now, without further ado, the List.
1) Blades of Glory.
Yeah, it took me awhile to finally sit and watch this. A lot of people said it was hilarious. I found it funny. My other 17 skitzo personalities think it’s utter nonsense. And they know I agree to a certain degree.
2) Knocked Up.
Well, there was half a year where I skipped on the info and tagged this movie along the lines of Date Movie and Epic Movie (I.e; movies to avoid watching because it burns a couple of brain cells). Then I sat and watched with bro and think that it is awesome. No, really. Then I logged onto the net and saw the A- overall ratings at Yahoo!. I think it deserves it. You won’t find anything fresher this year around, and it’s probably the only movie that can make the scenario of having sex with a pregnant woman downright hilarious.
3) Tekkon Kinkreet
Which is an Anime, which I was introduced to while going through the trailers of my Paprika DVD. I don’t quite know what to make of it; the animation and art is superb, but the plot is like a strewn mess that makes sense but leaves the feeling of discomfort, like being in an untidy room.
4) Disturbia.
Ah, now this is a nice movie. Thrillers just need to be simple while hitting the right notes in making things intense and scary. They don’t even bother with a twist to the killer’s identity; rather, they make him stand there so you get creeped out, and it makes sending in an Asian dude into his garage so much more scarier.
5) Evan Almighty.
Uhhh… I thought it’s alright, only as stale as movies like this can come.
6) The Kingdom.
I’m surprised this movie made the Malaysian screens; I dunno if they cut the scene where the suicide bomber prays to God before bombing himself and taking a couple of people along with him to meet his 72 virgins. It’s gritty, it’s somewhat exaggerated if you think of it (it’s like how easy action heroes in action movies get around with things) and it’s good.
7) Balls of Fury.
A comedy! With tiny balls! Oh shit my brain hurts...
8) Fido.
Hmm. Imagine instead of having WW2, dust from outer space settled on earth and raised the dead into zombies, thus beginning the Zombie Wars. And then, with the very intelligent scientists discovering that when you shoot a zombie in the head and you kill them, the war is won by humans. Every city and town is then walled behind thick fences. But what do you do when your grandpa dies and becomes a zombie (due to residue of the settled dust)? Why, with the smartness of the scientists, you give him a collar which subdues his need to feed and voila; workers and labours that u don’t have to pay or feed.
Then it’s the story of a boy who found a friend in his zombie and names him Fido. And it’s like those movies about boys and their pets, only this one is the story of a boy and his zombie, which ate his neighbour, in a world so crazy that crazy is normal (what, zombies doing your trash and garden. Kids taught to headshot and people getting eaten while everyone else acts as though normality is this). You don’t come along a premise like this in a long, long time. While it’s not a great movie per se, it’s something worth watching.
9) The Golden Compass.
Never has a movie made me angry. Never. This one did. ‘Nuff said.
10) The many other movies I watched on HBO and Star Movies which I’ve completely forgotten, apart from the one about Steve Martin and John Candy trying to get home for Christmas, where they have to take trains and cars and planes.
Well, The Golden Compass doesn’t suck. It just made a fan of the book pissed. Producers of LoTR my arse. If they can’t end the movie right, even if it doesn’t quite end, at least do what the book says. It ended good, at least.
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I seem to have forgotten what books I lent to whom; I went through my cabinet wondering where Stardust is only to remember that I lent it to a friend, and it took me a trip to the kitchen to remember that it was Pei Ling. Then I forgot that my copy of the Golden Compass is still with Pauline and I started to call a cousin, only to remember just in time. Now I don’t quite remember what I lent my cousin. Or was it games, not books?
Argh.
Friday, December 07, 2007
Posted by Hafutota no JE at 11:24 pm
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3 comments:
sorry sorry sorry sorry.
will return on tuesday next.
sorry.
*dont kill me. at least, dont send one of your 17 alters after me. heck, don't send ALL your alters after me.* please?
sorry! :D i return to u when sekolah buka ya? im still having ur eldest, harmony silk factory :)
ah heys, i'm not rushing u guys to return. i just lost track of my lendings. i realised i have a whole load of manga someplace else too... nuts
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